i will leave the delivery room while my girl is giving birth and go buy dad jeans and make sure i am wearing them when that baby comes out
"I am large, I contain multitudes."
the only card i will ever send
"Now we’re just outside of town, as you’re making your way down"
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
you gotta be jay z about life
I can’t believe the government took an hour of sleep from me that is so childish
i'm not ready for handshake with death, no i'm just such a happy mess
"talk dirty to me"
my favorite line in all of cinematic history